Fake Cum (Cum Lube)

Fake cum lube, safe for activities. Methylcellulose is a little hard to mix correctly, you need a lot of heat or a immersion blender. You only need the methylcellulose as a thickener.

Normal Fake Cum

Serving Size:
1L
Time:
15 Minutes
Difficulty:
Easy
Cleanup:
Very Easy

Ingredients

  • 1L Water
  • 10g Methylcellulose
  • 1g J-lube
  • 250mg-500mg Titanium Dioxide

Directions

  1. Mix all the dry stuff together and put in a container that can handle heat.
  2. Get 1L of water hot, above 160F would be good. This is because methylcellulose does not like mixing with water when cool.
  3. Very quickly add the water to the container with the dry stuff while stirring fast. You have to do very quickly or the methylcellulose will clump. I use a immersion blender for this, just mix until the powder dissolves. It will foam as you mix it.
  4. Let sit and cool before use.

Notes

  • If you plan on this being used in you, make sure you use food grade or cosmetic grade supplies. I am not a chemist so this is at your own risk.
  • The titanium dioxide may stain depending what you use it with, be carful and test first.
  • If stored for a while it may become moldy or separate, I recommend mixing the same day as use.

Clean Up

Dissolve with water.

This is the same as the above, but it glows under UV or strong blue LEDs.

UV Reactive Fake Cum

Serving Size:
About 1L
Time:
45min
Difficulty:
Easy
Cleanup:
Very Easy

Ingredients

  • 1L Water
  • 10g Methylcellulose
  • 1g J-lube
  • 6g UV White Pigment
  • 250mg Titanium Dioxide

Directions

  1. Mix all the dry stuff together and put in a container that can handle heat.
  2. Get 1L of water hot, above 160F would be good. This is because methylcellulose does not like mixing with water when cool.
  3. Very quickly add the water to the container with the dry stuff while stirring fast. You have to do very quickly or the methylcellulose will clump. I use a immersion blender for this, just mix until the powder dissolves. It will foam as you mix it.
  4. Let sit and cool before use.